Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A: "Aaloo?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out? A: In the Gobi desert. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What are call-boxes for ghosts called? A: B(h)ooths -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What kind of sweaters do grapes wear? A: Angoora -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What is a vegetables favourite love song? A: Love me tinda. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A: Why do phools fall in love? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the fat car say? A: I'm a mota car. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the confused egg say? A: I don't unda-stand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Where do earrings go on holiday? A: Bali -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas? A: Jhinga Bells. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the half eaten naan say? A: I wish I was puri. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the lonely potato sing? A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What language do carrots speak? A: Gajar-ati. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call a bald poet? A: Ik-bal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move? A: Pizza - "HUT" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------