1. You've got a free Friday night, so you: • Take a book to the nearest café and keep your nose in it (Score = 1) • Put on your sleaziest garb and hit the bars lookin' for some action (Score = 2) • Re-arrange the family photo album (Score = 3) • Visit a bar that's way out of your price range trying to meet people way out of your league (Score = 4) • Stay in to catch the Star Trek marathon or Lifetime TV (Score = -1) 2. Your ideal partner is: • Someone who makes the first move (Score = 1) • Anyone with a pulse (Score = 2) • Someone just like dear old dad or mom (Score = 3) • Someone perfect (Score = 4) • Yourself (Score = -1) 3. Which movie character is most like you: • Ron Howard in American Graffiti or Audrey Tautou in Amelie (Score = 1) • Richard Gere in American Gigolo or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (Score = 2) • Raymond Aibelli in Spanking the Monkey or Ali McGraw in Love Story (Score = 3) • Vince Vaughn in Swingers or Sigourney Weaver in Heartbreakers (Score = 4) • Sean Connery in Finding Forrester or Jane Horracks in Little Voice (Score = -1) 4. When you see a person you might be interested in, you: • Try to muster the guts to say "hi" (Score = 1) • Immediately come on to them (Score = 2) • See how they stack up against mom or dad (Score = 3) • Quickly ascertain their potential for perfection — or social status (Score = 4) • Dart run back inside (Score = -1) 5. Your favorite method of meeting people is: • Hoping they approach you first ... gently (Score = 1) • In bed (Score = 2) • By introduction from your parents (Score = 3) • Hanging out in places catering to a slightly different crowd than your regulars (Score = 4) • You'd rather not (Score = -1) Less than 0: A classic recluse, you won't attract anybody if you stay home. Investigate your reasons for shunning social interaction and seek professional help if you can't beat the fear. 0-5: Unless they're looking for a shy person, your timidity could be keeping you lost in the crowd. Start practicing smiling at strangers while you wait for your morning latte. Or say "hi" to someone in the elevator. The sooner you can break out of your shell, the sooner potential dates will notice you. 6-10: The only thing you're in danger of attracting is an STD. If all you want is physical companionship, keep up the good work. If you want to attract someone looking for an actual relationship, stop focusing on the scene and start focusing on the rest of your life. 11-15: You're so busy looking for someone just like mom or dad that you could be missing someone wonderful. Broaden your lens or you could be living with mom and dad — alone. 16-20: Masquerading as anything but your true self only results in meeting people who aren't truly right for you. Nor should you have such high expectations of potential mates. Adjust your goals and your standards and you'll be more likely to find a good match.