THE following information is from credible source intelligence on the latest viruses sweeping across our nations information superhighway, so take extreme caution & be on high virus alert at all times!
Beware of:

THE GEORGE W. BUSH Virus....Causes ur computer to think it won the   election even though the motherboard & fatherboard bought it

THE AL GORE Virus....Causes ur computer to jus keep counting

THE CLINTON Virus....Gives u a Hard Drive with NO memory

THE RONALD REAGON Virus....Saves ur data, but forgets where it is stored

THE MIKE TYSON Virus....Quits after two bytes

THE OPRAH WINFERY Virus....Your 300 mb drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to restablize around 200

THE JACK KEVORKIAN Virus....Deletes all old files

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Virus....Termainates some files, leaves, but will be back